Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. Squidward: (sadly) Okay, the shirt! List of episode transcripts Then shoots the rubber duck and flies back out the window. (trhwos it on the ground) A guy stomping on the piece of paper (stomps on the paper then picks it up) I’m a guy who traded everything he owns for a... Patrick: (walks up to Squidward chewing gum) ...a worthless piece of paper. SpongeBob: Sure you did, Squidward, look. [SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. [puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose] You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper] SpongeBob: Squidward's shirt. Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. [chuckles] I'm going to make you an offer. Squidward: No, I don’t wanna see it again! [laughs] At last, what should we try first, Mr. Paper? Squidward: You can have all that junk, ‘cause now I’ve got this! (puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose) You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. (puts the paper on his nose) Look at me! A guy with a mustache. [throws it on the ground] A guy stomping on the piece of paper [stomps on the paper then picks it up] I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for a... And promise me, no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give that paper back to me… ever! A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. Dive into the first season of SpongeBob SquarePants, filled with waterlogged hilarity and nautical nonsense! La-la-la-la-la... [SpongeBob jumps up and down] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: GEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!! [SpongeBob laughs] Squidward: Yes! He calls that fun? SpongeBob: Garbage?! The second ever SpongeBob episode is a brief two minutes and 50 seconds long, and probably forgettable for most casual viewers. (SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll) Paper doll, yay! Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Now let go of it. Impressions! However, SpongeBob refuses to give it back, as he promised not to. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward! (laughs at what the magazine says inside) Erosion. (peeks out his window and SpongeBob is running around with the piece of paper high, above his head). Take it, please. Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! Squidward: [spits out gum] Well, time to go. SpongeBob SquarePants Volume 2 finds our porous pal at his hilarious best when he takes the wrong bus, blows up a buddy, finds a goldmine of entertainment in a piece of paper and more! (has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. A pirate with an eye patch. SpongeBob: You’re right Gary. Squidward paints but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. I said let go of it! This is more fun than anything. SpongeBob: The rubber band? SpongeBob: Squidward? This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:15. Wait! Squidward paints, but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. (SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper). Squidward: Yeah, so what? (blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can Nice shirt, SpongeBob. Squidward: You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. More The Paper (S01E33) is the thirty-third episode of season one of "SpongeBob SquarePants" released on Mon Feb 14, 2000. In this episode, SpongeBob plays with a gum wrapper, and Squidward wants it. SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. SpongeBob JunglePants summon animal friends. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. [SpongeBob comes down with the paper acting as a helicopter] Haha and you can't have it. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. SpongeBob: So are you definitely, positively sure? (looks around for something to trade) Yeah-yeah, something, something... (reaches in his pocket and takes out something) A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! Later, Squidward is painting) Painting fruit, there’s nothing more fun than painting fruit. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Episode №: From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. [puts his hand over his mouth] What am I saying?! [Plays a jazzy song with higher notes. SpongeBob: But are you... Squidward: Right. (gets SpongeBob out). I’m flying! Squidward: [screaming] Get out! SpongeBob: I can't! Wait! [SpongeBob swings on a vine and lands on his pineapple house] (later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow) Gotta get that paper. (puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob) I got it! Squidward: (grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it) Give me my paper back! The Paper: When Squidward discards what to him is a worthless gum wrapper, SpongeBob teaches him that one man's useless piece of paper can be another man's magical toy. (folds the paper in half) Have you heard any good jokes, Mr Paper? In the said episode, Squidward essentially channeled Spongebob and became a generally positive, fun, and nice person. SpongeBob: Sure you did, Squidward, look. Squidward: Ok, ok, uhh, helicopter! I've always loved that shirt. [SpongeBob looks at the paper] Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. It’s yours forever and ever! SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: Oh, dare, dare! Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays] SpongeBob: Nope. Squidward: Now what? I'm a box of army supplies, [jumps off his pineapple with his clothes back on] bringing relief to the hungry troops! [opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. [Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet] Paper for lint, hmmm... SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. [puts the paper on his nose] Look at me! Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. The Paper is a season 1 episode. You’re a sucker, sucker. Hmmm. Squidward: I never said anything like that! Over 475 TV Time users rated it a 17.32/10 with their favorite characters being Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants, Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles and Bill Fagerbakke as … Now for some impressions. (he waves the paper in front of Gary) Toro, toro, Gary! [puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob] I got it! A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! [Squidward closes the door] Okay, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. (SpongeBob still holding on to it) Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... (jumps up and down), Squidward: What do you mean you can’t? Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. Don’t procrastinate like it was with SpongeBob writing an essay in one of the episodes. [all of Squidward's possessions are beside SpongeBob] I've given you everything but the shirt off my back. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! A pirate with an eye patch. Hooray! Patrick feels snubbed when SpongeBob's Valentine's Day gift doesn't arrive as planned./SpongeBob turns Squidward's old gum wrapper into a magical toy. (folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door but SpongeBob stops him). February 14, 2000 March 28, 2000See more... July 4, 2000 September 16, 2002 July 18, 2008 And Patrick is about to lose it when Patrick finds out Spongebob gave out Valentines to all of these people that he barely knew. Squidward: Yes, by all means, take it! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? I'm flying! SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! 16b [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll] Paper dolls, yay! (does Tarzan impression), SpongeBob: Ugh. SpongeBob: (begins to reach for it) Ok... (stops) Oh, I get it. (opens up a magazine and starts reading it) Now, reading ‘Boring Science Digest,’ that’s fun. Squidward runs off). Of course, there's going to be that one episode where Squidward becomes good all throughout. A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! Squidward: What? (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I’m a pirate. For the final time, I don’t want that paper. SpongeBob plays around with a gum wrapper Squidward threw on his yard. I'm not a jungle boy. Little black musical note symbols fall out of the clarinet as he plays] But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. SpongeBob gets a small piece of paper from Squidward to play with. Squidward: What did you... (SpongeBob laughs). I am such an idiot. (laughs) Mitosis. Squidward, do you want your other stuff, cause this is all I’ll need? Episode titles - When creating a new episode page, if the article exists as something else, name the article Episode title (SpongeBob SquarePants) Moving pages - When moving a page, if the page is already created, please do not copy and paste. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. When he notices this, he tears up his painting] I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! (jumps off his pineapple with his clothes on) Bringing relief to the hungry troops! [walks inside his house] Squidward: What do you mean you can't? Squidward? SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I’m also... (deep voice) Super Sponge: soaking up crime. A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. Squidward: Listen, you! SpongeBob: You sure? T hanks to fans of Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants has become ubiquitous. Paper for lint, hmmm... Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! Here's my cape. Squidward: Yes, by all means, take it. Hold on there, chum. [gets SpongeBob out] Ah, Mr Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. Season 1, Episode 16 TV-Y7 CC HD CC SD. [runs outside and whistles while playing paddleball] I'm having fun, la-la-la... SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? Squidward: What's the big deal? SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. Wait, wait, wait, wait... [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out revealing a wadded up piece of paper that is wet] Tada! Squidward: Okay, SpongeBob, top this one. Squidward tries to play his clarinet but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter so he peeks out the window) What in the world are you giggling about? SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Gary; Dialogue. (twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. [Later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow] Gotta get that paper. (SpongeBob looks to see what he has). [laughs at what the magazine says inside] Erosion. Read The Paper from the story SpongeBob Episodes by epicstar999 (bruh) with 58 reads. SpongeBob: Now I'm... [jumps into the air out of his pants. Squidward: Hey, that little paper does seem like fun. That was great, Squidward. Because it’s...it’s really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. (SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake) Snowflake, yay! SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. (Patrick grabs the paper) Hey, thanks, it’s just what I needed, Squidward. Ah-haha. Squidward: What? Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! Where to Watch. [puts the piece of paper on his fingers] Gentlemen, start your engines. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcript - Season 1, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Paper&oldid=140627. (runs around SpongeBob) I got it, you’re a sucker. Blows it in and out of his holes) How did he do that? Little black musical note symbols fall out of the clarinet). [SpongeBob is laughing outside. Oh yeah, I’m flying! I didn't play any wrong notes. Air Date: Feb 13, 2000 S1 E1. Squidward: Yes! SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you’re playing it like this... (plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out) ...when ordinarily it goes like this... (plays the song on-key) I’m partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I am not a pirate. Because it's...(cries) it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. Kids: Bird! Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. Then he comes uot with his clarinet), Squidward: Well, you can’t play music with a piece of paper! Then, SpongeBob gives a 6-hour speech about accepting the hall monitor duty. Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? (keeps walking back and forth with more stuff), SpongeBob: Hey, listen.... (Squidward brings his house over), Squidward: Everything must go! SpongeBob: Look, Gary, oral-gami. Squidward: [wind whistling] Does anybody have any sunscreen? SpongeBob: You're right, Gary. A music sheet appears) Ah, nothing like a duet between buddies, eh, Squidward? Squidward? Ah-haha. [walks back to get more] (flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. [takes out a ventriloquist doll that looks exactly like him] Hey, Lil' Squidward, what's gray and ugly and has six arms? (hangs up and sighs. Squidward: Hey, that little paper does seem like fun. Hmmm. Haha and you can’t have it. SpongeBob: Does that mean I can have it? [peeks out his window again and SpongeBob is running around with the piece of paper high, above his head] "Valentine's Day" Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. We see Squidward watching from a safe distance) Landing just in time for the bullfight! SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I'm also... [deep voice] Super Sponge, soaking up crime. SpongeBob: Ugh. Squidward screams] Squidward runs off] Picks it up) Hello? squidward, patrick, spongebob. General [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. I'm a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. Well, that’s the last of it. Take it, please. SpongeBob: Oh, that’s a good one, Squidward, now let me try. (puts his hand over his mouth) What am I saying?! Then he comes out with his clarinet] Paper: It was all washed up! Previous (walks inside his house). A regular guy with an eye patch. Yay! Wait, wait, wait, wait... (puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out revealing a wadded up piece of paper that is wet) Tada! Season №: Toro, Gary, toro... (pushes Gary across with his foot) Hey, ole! [laughs] Mitosis. SpongeBob Junglepants summon animal friends. It’s only garbage? Later, Squidward is bathing) See, I can have fun taking a bath. You made me promise no matter how much you begged, and pleaded, and cried not to give the paper back to you ever. See? (SpongeBob laughs. SpongeBob: So you don't want it? Don't worry, Squidward, I won't let you down. Squidward: Listen, you! SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. Arrgh! SpongeBob uses his imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the paper, and Squidward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back. Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? A promise is a promise. Squidward thinks that the paper is useless and just gives it away. [phone rings. Children: Boo! Paper: It was all washed up! (takes out a centriloquist doll that looks exactly like him) Hey, little Squidward, what’s gray and ugly and has six arms? [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. Take my shirt! Squidward: [walking up to his clarinet] SpongeBob... [SpongeBob is laughing outside. [walks off] Maybe I should get going. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Hold on there, chum. Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506". Blows it in and out of his holes] How did he do that? Squidward? That was great, Squidward. SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! Squidward: What’s the big deal? [he roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises] Squidward: (walking up to his clarinet) SpongeBob... (SpongeBob is laughing outside. Squidward: Get out! The Paper: When Squidward discards what to him is a worthless gum wrapper, SpongeBob teaches him that one man’s useless piece of paper can be another man’s magical toy. When he notices this, he tears up his painting) I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! ‎Dive in to classic episodes like Karate Choppers, Hooky, and Wormy! Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. Toro, Gary, toro... [pushes Gary across with his foot] Hey, ole! SpongeBob makes a great toy out of a gum wrapper, much to Squidward's chagrin. SpongeBob: Are you definitely, positively sure? [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] "Arrgh!" Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. Hall Monitor is the 14th episode of the Nickelodeon TV series SpongeBob SquarePants.The episode begins with SpongeBob and his classmates in boating school. The paper then pauses mid-flight to "shoot" a rubber duck in the tub as SpongeBob imitates a machine gun before it flies back out the window. [bends up and down trying to fly] I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... [sighs] ...flying. (SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. (Squidward closes the door) Ok, Squidward, that’s a promise I’ll just have to keep. Gary: Meow. I said let go of it! [laughs] SpongeBob, honestly, and his dumb paper. (plays the song off-key again). After being trampled by his classmates when the dismissal bell rings, SpongeBob thinks … Picks it up] Hello? Forget About Waiting For Inspiration SpongeBob episode writing episode went on to show him trying to get into the appropriate mood for homework. (a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. He calls that fun? (puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper). D&D Beyond [hangs up and sighs. Toro, toro! Squidward: (walks out and sits on his lawn chair) Ah, time to relax. The Paper. SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? (Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet), Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? [Patrick grabs the paper] Hey, thanks, it's just what I needed, Squidward. All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. Squidward: ...garbage! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? (walks back to get more), SpongeBob: Squidward? That’s right, that’s right, here we go now. SpongeBob: I don’t know, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? Mon, Feb 14, 2000 30 mins. Squidward: [Takes the piece of paper off his tongue and dries off it.] It's called "Breath of Fresh Squidward" and it's a full 180-turn for the character. Squidward: Oh, boy. Yay! Mrs. SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you're playing it like this... [plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out] ...when ordinarily it goes like this... [plays the song on-key at B♭ Major] I'm partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. I’m a box of army supplies. [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. Next I’ve got the paper, and you’ve got my useless garbage. Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! You're a sucker, sucker! [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! [takes shirt off] Take it! SpongeBob: Squidward! But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. Impressions! A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. [keeps walking back and forth with more stuff] I’ve always loved that shirt. (Squidward plays his clarinet but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing) Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! (blows on the piece of paper to make it look like a cape in the wind), SpongeBob: Now I’m... (jumps into the air and stands on his pineapple with no clothes on but the piece of paper in the middle of lower half of his body) SpongeBob Junglepants! SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. A regular guy with an eye patch. A promise is a promise. Squidward tries to play his clarinet, but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter, so he peeks out the window] What in the world are you giggling about? We see Squidward watching from a safe distance] Landing just in time for the bullfight! Squidward screams). Turns his lower body around) Guess what I am. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. I'm flying! Gary, watch this! See, here’s my cape. When he checks the clock, he has writing minutes until class starts and the paper is due. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Little Squidward: I don’t know, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Now let go of it. (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. "SpongeBob SquarePants" Valentine's Day/The Paper (TV Episode 2000) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. SpongeBob: I don't know, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? SpongeBob soon does many fun things with it, … (Redirected from The Paper (Spongebob Episode)) The first season of the American … You’re just testing me. Gary: Meow. Gary, watch this! Squidward: [In the flip-book] Take it, SpongeBob. Ok, ok, I’ll trade! (bends up and down trying to fly) I’m flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... (sighs) ...flying. [Squidward plays his clarinet, but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing] Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! A treasure trove of... Squidward: [riding a shell mobile] Haha, I'm having so much fun with my new shell-cart. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] La-la-la-la-la... (SpongeBob jumps up and down) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob, top this one. A treasure trove of... Squidward: ...garbage. SpongeBob: I’m sorry, Squidward, it’s just... (giggles) ...it’s just that I’m thinking of all the fun I’m going to have with this piece of paper! Valentine's Day/The Paper. A music sheet appears as he plays. SpongeBob: [begins to reach for it] Okay... [stops] Oh, I get it. A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. I’m flying! (phone rings. SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? For the final time, I don't want that paper. Puff declares that the new hall monitor of the day is SpongeBob. A-ha! I am such an idiot. SpongeBob: Wanna see it again? SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. Hooray! SpongeBob: [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? That's right, that's right, here we go now. [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. [puts the piece of paper where a mustache would be] Look at me, I'm a guy with a mustache. [SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper] Take it, please. Squidward: Well, you can't play music with a piece of paper! [plays the song off-key again. Airdate: It's only garbage. [does Tarzan impression] Kids: Bird! (SpongeBob comes down with the paper acting as a helicopter), SpongeBob: Nope. [SpongeBob still holding on to it] Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... [jumps up and down] Squidward: Trade... [walks back] Squidward: What? [folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door, but SpongeBob stops him] Episode Article: The Paper Characters. The rubber duck sinks under the water. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Paper" from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. "Ripped Pants, " "Nature pants, "Scaredy Pants, " and much more - it's an unsinkable good time with the silliest sea sponge around! I didn’t play any wrong notes. Squidward, wait! It's Valentine's Day and SpongeBob has made an extra special Valentine for his best friend in the world, Patrick Starfish. Just give me that paper. Squidward: Everything must go! [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. What did you...? (plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. It's yours forever and ever! [the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times as SpongeBob makes airplane noises. (puts the shirt on) I can break a promise for this. Do I dare? Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. (puts the piece of paper on his fingers) Gentlemen, start your engines. [folds the paper in half] Have you heard any good jokes, Mr. Paper? Music sheet disappears after finishing the song.] Squidward desperately begs SpongeBob for the paper, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he … Squidward: Super-moron's more like it. Now for some impressions. Oh yeah, I'm flying! Toro, toro! (folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day). "The Paper" is an episode (16b) in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants. Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. Don’t worry, Squidward, I won’t let you down. A guy with a moustache. A-ha! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Paper " from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. Wed, Mar 15, 2000 30 mins. [shows the pocket lint and rubberband in Squidward's hand] You drive a hard bargain, Squidward. Squidward: I never said anything like that! (all of Squidward's possessions are beside SpongeBob) I’ve given you everything but the shirt off my back. SpongeBob: Squidward’s shirt. (the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times. (laughs). [blows on the piece of paper to make it look like a cape in the wind] 1 We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. I've got the paper, and you've got my useless garbage. [looks around for something to trade] Yeah-yeah, something, something... [reaches in his pocket and takes out something] A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! (plays the song in high notes. (laughs) At last, what should we try first, Mr Paper? SpongeBob: Look, Gary, oralgami. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door), Squidward: (spits out gum) Well, time to go. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don’t give that paper back to me...ever! Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt still on him while Gary is playing his clarinet) Wait, more impressions. (chuckles) I’m going to make you an offer. Take my shirt! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506. Just give me that paper. Squidward? Episode 34. SpongeBob: Hey, listen... [Squidward brings his house over] Credits SpongeBob: (applauding) Hooray! He is now naked with a paper for a loincloth] SpongeBob JunglePants! SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. SpongeBob: [applauding] Hooray! Take it, please. Squidward? (SpongeBob looks at the paper). [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. The rubber duck sinks under the water. Squidward, do you want your other stuff, ‘cause this is all I'll need? This is more fun than anything. [blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can] Nice shirt, SpongeBob. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (pust the piece of paper where a mustache would be) Look at me, I’m a guy with a moustache. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. U.S. viewers (millions): [SpongeBob laughs. Squidward? (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. 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